My horoscope for today

Too freakin funny.

Your horoscope for July 28, 2010

You are probably looking and feeling especially attractive today, --------, so don't be surprised if strange men stare at you when you're out in public. Romantic partners are especially vulnerable to your sudden glamour. Don't be too proud to take advantage of it! Plan a romantic evening! On a more mundane note, this is a good day to benefit from reading, studying, or taking a class, as your mind is especially acute. Have a great day!

Your lovescope for July 28, 2010

There is plenty of excitement around, with today's astral energy at play. This could be the day when you get to become more deeply involved with someone who has been on the verge of committing themselves, but has nevertheless chosen to remain just out of reach. Perhaps it is all that extra passion in the air, and the fact that neither of you can hold back your feelings any longer!

The attractive part, I believe. The whole vulnerable and commitment and romantic evening part is PURE Bullcrap.